Calvin Candie: I'm curious, what makes you such a mandingo expert?
Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.
Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up!Salim
I love it when a plan comes together.Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith
Nash: [to Charles] The prodigal roommate revealed. "Saw my name on the lecture slate." YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!
Dr. Rosen: Who are you talking to? Tell me who you see.
Nash: How do you say "Charles Herman" in Russian?
Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.Sydney Ellen Wade
[to Captain Shakespeare] I can't believe your crew fell for that. And where in God's name did you get that mannequin?Yvaine
Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.
This could be our last chance! Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head!Helena Ayala
Clark: We're from out of town.
Man Giving Directions: No shit.
Bagheera: Many strange legends are told of these jungles of India, but none so strange as the story of a small boy named Mowgli. It all began when the silence of the jungle was broken by an unfamiliar sound.
Bagheera: It was a sound like one never heard before in this part of the jungle. It was a man cub! Had I known how deeply I was to be involved, I would've obeyed my first impulse and walked away.
Governor Tarkin: Are they away?
Darth Vader: They just made the jump into hyperspace.
Governor Tarkin: And you're sure the homing beacon is secure onboard their ship? I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work.
Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.