[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

Borat

Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: So he survived. What's the worst that could happen?
The Penguin: He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!

Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé?
John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.

This shark, swallow you whole.

Quint

[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.

Donkey

She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.

Isaac Davis

Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

Van Wilder

Indiana Jones: Where'd they go? Into space?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Not into space... into the space between spaces.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry

What I am saying is, we have now what we have always needed, real partnership with the government.

Hyman Roth

Ray Charles: You'll be called the Raelettes.
Margie Hendricks: Does that mean we have to let Ray?
Ray Charles: Oh, what am I gonna do with you?
Margie Hendricks: I'm sure you'll think of something.

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