As far as I'm concerned that man's whole body is property of the US Army.Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Andy Sachs: So none of the girls here eat anything?
Nigel: Not since two became new four and zero became the new two.
Andy Sachs: Well, I'm a six...
Nigel: Which is the new fourteen.
Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
Bob: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
Donna: There were three guys around the same time...
Tanya: You shady lady!
The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.Mike McDermott
You just couldn't let me go, could you?The Joker
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
Do you think we choose the times into which we are born? Or do we fit the times we are born into?Abraham Lincoln
Hey! You think you got problems, you take a good look, pal.Ben Grimm
[to Rob after the first blackout occurs] Looks like you should have left town a little bit earlier...Hud
[large explosion in distance]
Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.Tammy
Graham Hess: What are you thinking about?
Bo: Why do you talk to Mom when you're by yourself?
Graham Hess: Makes me feel better.
Bo: Does she ever answer back?
Graham Hess: No.
Bo: She never answers me either.