[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

Donna

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

That lad is drinking me out o' house an' home.

Mrs. Lovett

President McKenna: What is that?
William Stryker: A jet.
President McKenna: What kind of jet?
William Stryker: We don't know-but it comes out of the basketball court.

You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill you!

Batty

You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.

Stan Lee

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

Charlotte A. Cavatica: You're very kind.
Templeton: Don't go spreading it around.

None of us find as much kindness in this life as we should.

Chairman

Tauriel: [weeps for Kili] If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?
Thranduil: [sadly] Because it was real.

George McFly: Lou. Give me a milk...
[dramatic pause]
George McFly: Chocolate.

[to Herman] Are you fond of that moustache?

Bert Fischer

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