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Since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here.
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Grandpa: Wait, just wait.
The Grandson: Well, when does it get good?
Grandpa: Keep your shirt on, and let me read.
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
Gwen DeMarco
Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
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I wish I had a million dollars.
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Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
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John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole.
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Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental!
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Indiana Jones: Marion, take the wheel!
Mutt Williams: That's not fair, she drove the truck!
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Mary Jane: I wanna... act. On stage.
Peter Parker: Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
Mary Jane: Really?
Peter Parker: Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
Mary Jane: Peter, that was first grade.
Peter Parker: Well, even so...
Have you seen what's happening out there? Have you even bothered to look?
Andromeda
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Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
Alma Del Mar
[introducing Carol to Simon] Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
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