I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goinâ€™ to shish kebab your ass.Xerxes
Jan Wolfhouse: [after trying the beer] What's wrong?
Todd Wolfhouse: This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore.
Jan Wolfhouse: [thinks about it for a second, then runs off with his ears covererd] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?
Fletcher: [Fletcher is trying to convince Greta to believe her about Max's wish]
Fletcher: You don't believe me, do you?
Greta: Of course not
Fletcher: [laughs dryly] Hahaha. How ironic. Okay, ask me something. Ask me something which you think I lied about.
Greta: Okay. Remember a few months' back when I asked you about a raise...?
Fletcher: Forget it. I don't wanna do this!
Steve Rogers: We can still find a better way to achieve peace?
Ultron: I can't actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I could do it!
Ogilvy: They've been planning this for a million years. We're beat to shit.
Ray Ferrier: Please. My daughter.
Ogilvy: Think about it. They defeated the greatest power in the world in a couple days. Walked right over us. And these were only the first. They'll keep coming. This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots... This is an extermination.
I use so much hand lotion anymore when I am masturbating that when I see people in public using lotion I'm thinking, holy shit their about to jerk off.Ira Wright
Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.Dr. Peter Venkman
Homer Simpson: I'll let you hold the bomb...
Bart Simpson: The man knows me!
How great is it for you that I'm not intimidated by your brilliance?Julian Mercer
Stupid thugs. People behaving like that with guns.Hyman Roth
[to Anna, who put her feet on his sled] Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?Kristoff