He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

Michael Corleone

Lewis Rothschild: Who're we calling, sir?
President Andrew Shepherd: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a second.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: She's getting pretty good.
Frankie Dunn: Yeah, real fast. It's almost as if someone's been helping her.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Oh, I don't know. Maybe she's just got what it takes.
Frankie Dunn: She's got my speed bag, is what she's got.

Ethan: What do you want?
Rachel: I want not to want him.

I'm not a quack. I'm a mad scientist.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.

I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

Thelma

Magneto: What's your name?
Pyro: John.
Magneto: What's your real name, John?
Pyro: Pyro.

What's a lapsed Catholic to do?

D-Bob

[on Drake Sabitch] This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.

Steve

Poker should not be played in a house with women.

Mitch

This party's over.

Mace Windu

Phyllis: Neff is the name, isn't it?
Walter Neff: Yeah. Two "F"s, like in Philadelphia, if you know the story.
Phyllis: What story?
Walter Neff: The Philadelphia Story.

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