Alex: Are you asking me out on a date?
B. Rabbit: Yes, I am. I'd like to take you somewhere sometime.
Alex: Take me somewhere now.

William Somerset: We'll just talk to him.
David Mills: Uh huh. Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Are you, by any chance, a serial killer? Okay.
William Somerset: You do the talking. Put that silver tongue of yours to work.
David Mills: Have you been talking to my wife?

[falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that.

Pee-wee

[discussing the guest list for Diana's funeral] A chorus line of soap stars and homosexuals.

Prince Philip

Evey Hammond: My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover it up.
V: A man after my own heart.

You have ten seconds to tell us what your doing bringing COPS to Old Town!

Gail

Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.

Karen Eiffel

The truth is, we acted too late. Only when our own national security was threatened, did we act.

President James Marshall

Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.

Transportation is a precise business.

Frank

Ken: I'm sorry about the message last night. The man who left it is a bit of a...well, he's a bit of a...
Marie: Cock?
Ken: Yes, a bit of a cock.

Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.

Norman Bates

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