It's not my fault!

Han Solo

Bud Brumder: What is that smell? What am I sitting in?
Cindy: Relax. It's just urine.
Bud Brumder: Oh.

Dex: Let's get one more drink.
Rachel: You don't want to.
Dex: I want to.

Roy O'Bannon: The thing about your husband, and this is nothing against him, I mean I really like him, but...
[lowering his voice]
Roy O'Bannon: he comes from a very male dominated society.

Johnny Cash: The phone's dead.
Waylon Jennings: Yeah. It's been turned off due to insufficient fundellations.

OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs. So I say, time for recess!

Dewey Finn

Mike: You shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the fucking loser. I'm the one who should be sorry.
Trent: Baby don't talk that way.
Mike: Can we just go, please, can we go?
Trent: Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
Mike: I want to leave.
Trent: You're a big winner.

I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over.

Alice

Graham Hess: You're scaring your sister.
Bo: I'm already scared.

Sebastian: I can't win with you.
Annette: It's not all about winning, Sebastian.

The only way for a pirate to make a living these days is by betraying other pirates.

Barbossa

Disco is NOT dead!

Tony P.

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