Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?
Terry: No, the towels you can keep.

Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.

Deputy Travis Junior

I was stuck in Charlie world, I couldn't leave.

Alan Johnson

Dorothy: You go away or I - I'll bite you myself!
Auntie Em: Dorothy!

A new addition to the liturgy?

Comte de Reynaud

Silas: [to Sophie] Do not move, woman.
[to Teabing]
Silas: Cripple, put the box on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: What, this trifle? Perhaps we can make a financial arrangement.
Silas: Put the keystone on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: You will not succeed. Only the worthy can unlock the stone.
[Silas turns gun on Teabing, pulls hammer back]

Jenna: You want to know a secret?
Matt: Yeah.
Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Sidney Deane

Chinese bad guy: [shouts at Carter in French]
Detective James Carter: [to Lee] What the hell is that?
Chief Inspector Lee: I think he's speaking French.
Detective James Carter: You Asian, stop humiliating yourself!

Kianna: Dude, I lost track 20 cards ago.
Micky Rosa: Don't call me dude.

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

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