Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!

Bumper

No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch!

Bryony

Kitty Kowalski: Sounds great, Lex, but you're not a god.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their powers with mankind.

Brick Tamland: Let's take a look at the big map. Where’s the map?
Ron Burgundy: Take a look at the monitor.
Brick Tamland: Oh god, Ron, where's my legs? I don't have any legs, Ron. Ahhh! In 93, 93…

Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!

David Dunn: You killed all those people.
Elijah Price: But I found you. So many sacrifices. Just to find you.

It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

Bud Kilmer

Bat Mitzvah Singer: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
Reese Feldman: What's that supposed to mean?

Be clever, Miss. She'll never let you leave, even if you win the game.

Sweet Ghost Girl

Rob: Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Laura: No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Rob: Made. Made. Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him.

Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?

Chris McConnell

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