Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.
You got enough nice pictures?Joe Black
Either you're deliberately out of tune and sabotaging my band, or you don't know you're out of tune, and that's even worse.Terence Fletcher
I'm not going to invite you in. Not because I'm married, but because I know who I am.Rose
I've never done this before. Hold still or it'll get messy.Lisbeth Salander
Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.George Simmons
Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?Trent
Zeke: Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I...
Sharpay: Troy Bolton is not in my show.
Zeke: Okay, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something.
Sharpay: [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke: Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?
Sharpay: Evaporate, tall person!
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.Billy Mack
Robin: He's offering Ben $125,000 for his Red Sox tickets.
Sarah: Are you really that rich?
Sarah: Then why don't you dress better?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I hate you, man.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I hate you too.
Earl Bassett: Must be a million of them!
Valentine McKee: Nope, just one!