[pretending to sound genuine] Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.Pat Healy
[when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!Eleanor Skipple
Topper Harley: I'm putty in your hands.
Michelle Huddleson: In my hands, nothing turns to putty.
In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, it's bigger than Christmas. My daddy coached in Alexandria, he worked so hard my momma left him. But I stayed with coach, he needed me on that field.Sheryl Yoast
Moat: It is hard to fill a cup that is already full.
Jake Sully: My cup is empty. Trust me. Just ask Dr. Augustine. I'm no scientist.
Moat: Then what are you?
Jake Sully: I was a marine. A warrior... of the uh... Jarhead Clan.
It's a great day for singing a song / It's a great day for moving along / It's a great day for morning to night / It's a great day for everybody's plight.Lt. Col. Frank Slade
It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.Buddy
I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell.Paul Edgecomb
Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore.Les Grossman
[offering Nash a flask of whiskey] Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?Charles
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.Walter Sobchak
Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.Chazz