You did everything penguinly possible.


Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
Dr. Evil: How about, no, Scott? Okay?

Stinger: We need a plan.
Caine: We need firepower.

Jasmine Dubrow: There you go, thinking you're all that. But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
Captain Steven Hiller: Yes, I am.

If you let him testify at that hearing, the whole world will see what he's become. They should remember him for what he was.

Juan Trippe

[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Al Czervik

Wow! Look at that high definition face!

Fix-It Felix

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.

Darth Vader

Sydney Ellen Wade: I regrouped. You have to give me that. I stood in the middle of the Oval Office and made it clear that he who doesn't take the GDC seriously does so at his peril.
Beth Wade: And then you walked out the wrong door.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Are you going to keep throwing that back in my face for the rest of my life?
Beth Wade: That's my current plan, yes.

I want to have a threesome.

Daphne Binks

Artie Fufkin: You know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
David St. Hubbins: What?
Artie Fufkin: Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

Lars Lindstrom: How was the game?
Gus: The cheese inspectors beat the crap out of us.

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