Anne Boleyn: Do I have a choice?
King's Messenger: No.

Because you insist on talking about Dad's bowel movements; size, color, frequency, I"LL CALL YA LATER!

Fletcher

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Steve McCroskey

Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!

Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am.

Malcolm Crowe

Friend? Some of your foldin' money is come unstowed.

Delmar O'Donnell

Bob: I don't want to leave.
Charlotte: So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.

I missed the whole Dragon Tales Era?

Michael Newman

[practicing his manners] It's a pleasure too meet you! It's a pleasure too meet you

Eggs

You put it on a pole, wind a spool of silk thread around it, and you hold the pole over the water. Then you sit under a nice shady tree and relax. After a while, a hungry fish comes along, takes a nip at your hook, and you've got dinner. For the next two weeks, I'm not gonna think about anything except the eternal struggle between man and the fish...

Hank Fallon

And there is the account of the hanging of three men, and a scuba diver, and a suicide. There are stories of coincidence and chance, and intersections and strange things told, and which is which and who only knows? And we generally say, "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it." Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so and so on. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that strange things happen all the time. And so it goes, and so it goes. And the book says, "We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."

Narrator

Dr. Patel: I will not tolerate this business from you any longer. You have one more interview tomorrow morning, and if I hear from Dr. Wein that you are anything short of spectacular, I'll completely cut you off.
Kumar: Dad, come on.
Dr. Patel: Daddy is not coming on anything!

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