It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

Gingerbread Man

I love this job!

The Joker

At the risk of stating the obvious, you're insane.

Duncan

I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin!

John

Dieter Von Cunth: "Have you ever been to DC?"
Guy: "No, sir. I haven't."
Dieter Von Cunth: "I was talking to the missile."

You can't stop what's coming.

Ellis

Hiro Hamada: We've gotta catch him!
Wasabi: We can't go against that guy. We're nerds!
Hiro Hamada: Trust me, I know about robotics. We can be way more.

There ain't no reins on this one.

Ennis del Mar

Jake Taylor: Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
Rexman: [pops up]
Jake Taylor: Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

Heather Chandler

Arthur: Bitterman?
Arthur: Why are you shaving?
Bitterman: Because Robin doesn't have a beard.
Arthur: I can see your tummy.

That's because they hate us. The whole world, the whole world hates us!

John Smith

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