'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.

Lucas Lee

Mark my words boy, Mark them well, I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you.

Merovingian

You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That's what's important. If you're a rock journalist - first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs... I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it.

Lester Bangs

Miss Gruwell, he just took my damn bag!

Gloria

Helicopter Pilot: Fuel status says we turn back now.
Jack Ryan: Wait a minute. Fuel status? You have a reserve, don't you?
Helicopter Pilot: Yes, sir. I've got a 10 minute reserve... but I'm not allowed to invade that except in time of war.
Jack Ryan: Listen, mister, if you don't get me on board that goddamn submarine, that just might be what you'll have! You got me? Now you have 10 more minutes' worth of fuel, we stay here 10 more minutes!

We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one.

Sara

Charley Bowdre: It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney.
Doc: Thank you very much Charlie!

Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on your wearing a giant P on your blouse EVERY DAY to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.

Prudence

What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I had no prime, I had nothin'!

Rocky

[falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that.

Pee-wee

Nurse: Have you ever levitated a nurse before?
Uncle Hendrick: Yes, but that's a very long story.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Jack Sparrow

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