Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."John Winger
We got a bleeder!Paramedic
God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?Jean Girard
White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.
Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's an interesting combination.
Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?
Jeremy Grey: Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched.
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan Garner: Yes.
Don't ever stop fucking me!Avery Bishop
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.Floyd Gondolli
[turning into Dark Phoenix] GET OUT OF MY HEAD!Dr. Jean Grey
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?Doc
[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.Napoleon Dynamite
Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.