Count Dooku: May I ask why a Jedi Knight is all the way out here on Geonosis?
Obi-Wan: I'm tracking a bounty hunter named Jango Fett. Do you know him?
Count Dooku: There are no bounty hunters here that I am aware of. The Geonosians don't trust them.

Maybe it's not racism. Maybe it's just placism. A brother needs to know his place.

Willie 'Alien' Beamen

Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu,: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...

Anakin: Mem boshka de Shmi Skywalker.
Watto: Annie? Little Annie? It is you!

Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me your family knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Oh sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Yeah!
Michael: You know, my father helped Johnny in his career.
Kay Adams: Really? How?
Michael: ...Let's listen to this song.

Patricia: Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike: I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia: Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Diane: [to Patricia and Angela] Did he just say he made her drive?
Angela: I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.

Mr. Burgundy. You have a massive erection.

Veronica Corningstone

Ben: Ms. G, we can fight this y'know, like the Freedom Riders.
Marcus: Yeah yeah, we all drive around on a bus, only this time they try and bust us up we bust a few of them board member's heads.
Brandy: Or we can go to the newspapers. Media...
Tito: Or we can paint the administration building with the word assholes, in various colors.

The only respect I have is for the uniform.

Colonel A.J. Bullard

The only thing I like integrated is my coffee.

Malcolm X

Pete: The Preacher said it absolved us.
Ulysses Everett McGill: For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.
Delmar O'Donnell: But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.
Ulysses Everett McGill: That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.

Alfred Borden

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