David: I like your life.
Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!

I'm not listening to you. You’re crazy.

Nacho

Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.

I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"

Buck Laughlin

I'm gonna visit those foreclosing son-of-a-guns at the Indianola Savings & Loan, slap that money on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.

Delmar O'Donnell

[after taking Polyjuice potion and looks like Harry] Look away. I'm hideous

Fleur Delacour

Jabba the Hutt: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.

So this is what you want out of your life? This gives you sense of fulfillment? I spend all night, writing about the corruption in this town, and you do nothing.

Jack Reid

David: And to what do I owe this pleasure?
Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.

This body will take some getting used to.

Klaatu

Capt. Ramsey: Yeah, horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fence posts, but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head, but they do know all the boys wanna fuck 'em.

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