You're my ambassador of quawn, man.Rod Tidwell
[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.Samantha
Bruce: What if I need you? What if I have questions?
God: That's your problem, Bruce. That's everybody's problem. You keep looking up.
Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.Smokey
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?Flounder
Grand Santa: Arthur, there is a way.
Arthur: It's impossible.
Grand Santa: They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.
I see you've managed to get your shirt off.Sir Alexander Dane
Get out of the room!Parker
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: All fighters are pig-headed some way or another: some part of them always thinks they know better than you about something. Truth is: even if they're wrong, even if that one thing is going to be the ruin of them, if you can beat that last bit out of them... they ain't fighters at all.
Rand: I scheme and plan for MONTHS and it gets screwed up because YOU can't control the students! NEVER send a woman to do a man's job!
President Garcia-Thompson: You cocky, pointy-nosed little Reaganite! If you hadn't provoked them, we wouldn't BE in this mess!
Rand: Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to TALL BITCH! What is your fault? THIS IS!
Barry: Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater.
Barry: A Cosssssssby sweater. Did Laura let you leave the house like that?