Bender: You threatening me?
Richard Vernon: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are.

Rick Ford: You're going to ruin this mission.
Susan Cooper: No, *you're* going to ruin this mission.
Rick Ford: No, you are.
Susan Cooper: No, you're going to!
Rick Ford: You... times infinity!

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

Hunter Patch Adams

George Herbert Walker Bush: You want an ass-whipping?
George W. Bush: Try it old man!
George Herbert Walker Bush: Go ahead, take a swing!

You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

Heather Chandler

You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right.

Anakin

Animal Mother: Freedom?
Animal Mother: You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.

The Joker

Your Emperor asks for your loyalty, Maximus. Take my hand, I only offer it once.

Commodus

Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! They we're burning their fingertips with lye, the stink was unbelievable!

Marla Singer

Cal Hockley: You're a good liar.
Jack: Almost as good as you.

Queen Amidala: You're a slave?
Anakin: I'm a person and my name is Anakin.

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