Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam Black: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?

Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.

Coach Jeff

Seaman Jones: Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: All stop! Quick quiet!

[about Mystique]
Wolverine: She's good.
Magneto: You have no idea.

Ray Kinsella: It was you...
Shoeless Joe Jackson: No, Ray. It was YOU.

Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!

Biff Tannen: What are you looking at, butt head?
Skinhead: Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.

It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms -- out of cornmeal.


Ray Kinsella: My name's Ray Kinsella. You used my father's name in one of your stories: John Kinsella.
Terence Mann: You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?

Border Crossing Agent: [from trailer ] Why are your eyes so glassy? You been partying?
Ethan Tremblay: No, I have glaucoma.
Border Crossing Agent: What about the dog? Does he have glaucoma? His eyes are glassy too.

You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.


[talking about Nigel] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.

David St. Hubbins

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