Kit: Shut up, you whore!
Paula: [sipping champagne] Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?
Kit: No, you were not sipping too loudly for me. It's that goddamn bird outside my goddamn window!
Paula: Oh.
Kit: What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?

She's an owl, sickened by a few days of "my" sunshine.

Professor Henry Higgins

Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow your brains out.

Leonard Shelby

Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer.
Peter La Fleur: Really? What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes?
Kate Veatch: Sexual harassment, mostly.

Allow myself to introduce... myself!

Austin Powers

Brody: Yeah, but I'm not drunk enough to go out on a boat.
Hooper: Yes, you are.
Brody: No, I'm not.
Hooper: Yes, you are.
Brody: I can't do that.
Hooper: Yes, you can.

You're not hopeless.

Bob

Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash

You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.

Jennifer Check

Rabbi Jake Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
Father Brian Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be.

Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.

Agent Irina Spalko

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