Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.
Boon: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
Katy: Honestly, Boon, you're 21 years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
Boon: Want me to go alone?
Katy: Baby, I don't want you to go at all.
Boon: It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?
Katy: I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
Sir. We found it.Agent Coulson
Mr. White: I was always very interested to meet you. I heard so much about you from Vesper. If she hadn't killed herself we would've had you too.
James Bond: Are you going to tell us who you work for?
Mr. White: The first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere.
I need something like this for my documentary. I need it. It's... It's America. Those cars smashing into each other... and all those mangled corpses...Opal
Prof. Charles Xavier: You know, I am thinking about giving you my position once I'm gone.
Ororo Munroe: But Scott...
Prof. Charles Xavier: Scott has been a changed man ever since Jean's death. You of all people know how fast the weather can change.
[on Drake Sabitch] This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.Steve
Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.
We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.Rick
What'd you do that for? You realize he just thinks you're trying to get him into a threeway with us now, don't you?Dante Hicks
I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.The Joker
Grandma: Liyah, baby!
Elgin: [stands up]
Grandma: [to Elgin] Sit your ass down! You leave that girl alone. I'm not telling you you can't protect your sister. But if she's making a mistake, you've got to let her make it so she can learn from it. Do you understand?
Elgin: [no response]
Grandma: I asked you a question. Elgin Barret Eugene Smith III! Do you hear me?
Elgin: Yes, ma'am.