[Joe wants to move out from Norma's house] No one ever leaves a star...

Norma Desmond

I know how to find secrets from your Mind, I know all the tricks!


[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

Rog: Who the hell's Rock Hudson?
Clint: He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North By Northwest?

To partake of the stone's endless destiny, is that not the meaning of adornment? To enhance the beauty of the beloved is to acknowledge both her frailty and the nobility of that frailty. At our noblest, we announce to the darkness that we will not be diminished by the brevity of our lives.

Diamond Dealer

Phil: "Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation"
Stu: "Where are we"
Phil: "You're gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok."
[Stu checks mirror and screams]
"This is a real tattoo!"
Stu: "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn't do anything

Tony Stark: Where'd you get that dress?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: It was a birthday present... from you, actually.
Tony Stark: I got great taste, don't I? You, uh, wanna dance?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Oh, no, thank you.
Tony Stark: [leading her to the dance floor] All right, come on.

[to Wayne] There is no right girl for you! And if you've already met her, she's probably either killed herself, or become a lesbian.


Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

Van Wilder

No. I can't shoot people. Chappie no crimes!


I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.


[at press conference] I saw Bigfoot once! It made a sound that I don't care to hear twice in my life.


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