Rusty Sabich: You think I killed her.
Det. Lipranzer: The lady was bad news.
Rusty Sabich: So that makes it okay that I killed her.
Det. Lipranzer: Did ya?
Rusty Sabich: Oh, pal.
Penny Lane: Call me if you need a rescue, we live in the same city.
William Miller: I think I live in a different world.
I have the talent, I have the drive.. (got hit by a car) I have to avoid whatever that was.E.B.
I think, Sebastian, therefore I am.Pris
Next time I ask you to marry me, I'm gonna come up with a different way.Johnny Cash
Let us fuck.Zack
I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.The Joker
Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.
You got enough nice pictures?Joe Black
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!"