Rusty Sabich: You think I killed her.
Det. Lipranzer: The lady was bad news.
Rusty Sabich: So that makes it okay that I killed her.
Det. Lipranzer: Did ya?
Rusty Sabich: Oh, pal.

Penny Lane: Call me if you need a rescue, we live in the same city.
William Miller: I think I live in a different world.

I have the talent, I have the drive.. (got hit by a car) I have to avoid whatever that was.

E.B.

Holy rabies!

Mavis

I think, Sebastian, therefore I am.

Pris

Next time I ask you to marry me, I'm gonna come up with a different way.

Johnny Cash

Let us fuck.

Zack

I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

The Joker

Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.

You got enough nice pictures?

Joe Black

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!"

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