Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.Graham Hess
Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.Ashley
Cleo McDowell: You know how to mop don't you?
Prince Akeem: Oh yes.
[Leaving the mop inside the wheely-bucket begins maneuvering it back and forth along the floor]
Cleo McDowell: Don't use the bucket. It'll just confuse you.
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.The Joker
[describing Ian] A xeno with big, long, hair on top of his head!Gus Portokalos
Gamora: You should have learned.
Peter Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Hey. What's kickin', Basil?
Basil Exposition: A lot is kicking, Foxxy.
John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
Russell Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
Verbal: Can I have some coffee?
Dave Kujan: Maybe later.
Verbal: I'm really thirsty. When I was a kid I used to dehydrate, and my piss came out like snot. I mean, it was all thick and gross.
My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.Igor
A.J.: Good night, Mr. President.
President Andrew Shepherd: A.J.?
A.J.: Yes, sir?
President Andrew Shepherd: When we're out of the office, and alone, you can call me Andy.
A.J.: I beg your pardon, sir?
President Andrew Shepherd: You were the best man at my wedding, for crying out loud. Call me Andy.
A.J.: Whatever you say, Mr. President.
They're coming, Katniss. They're going to kill everyone. You'll be dead by morning.Peeta Mellark