I hope we didn't scare the fishes.


Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier. What you want is simply expensive.

Nikola Tesla

Let's face it, the kids aren't exactly dressing up as The Scorcher for Purim anymore.

Les Grossman

Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!


Okay, boys, let's give Mr. Casse some cover. Gentlemen! Let's plow the road!

President Thomas Whitmore

Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... He went psycho!... He's been in a maximum security prision until three days ago.

Officer Shawn

Tony Montana: Hey, Frank, you're a piece of shit.
Frank Lopez: What are you talking about?
Tony Montana: You know what I'm taking about about, you fucking cockroach.

Nancy Hayes: Jack, what do you think will happen if that money reaches those thugs.
Jack Ryan: I don't know. They'll probably have a hell of a luau.
Nancy Hayes: I mean to Walter!
Jack Ryan: We'll probably get invited.

Rabbi Jake Schram: What's the story of Sodom and Gomorrah really about? Anyone? Steve Posner.
Steve Posner: Sexual perversion.
Rabbi Jake Schram: Sexual perversion. Steve Posner's watching too much Spice Channel!

We're only leaving this place if you're coming with us.


Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

Pamela Voorhees

Ever since you showed up, Todd's been acting like a different person!


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