You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.

Nick Naylor

[to Gould] They ought to put your mouth in a circus.

Jimmy Johnston

It was a simple game, Cotton, you should've told me where Sidney was... now you lose.

Phone Voice

[on the huge bill Moff ran up after a drunken phone sex session] How many times have I told ya, get your own fucking flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.

Jip

Eric: Talk to me man.
Landon: About what?
Eric: About you, about Jamie.
Landon: What's there to talk about? She's the best person I've ever known.

This is a super fine machine.

Terry Fields

That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

Woody

Marion: [laughs] What is this stuff, Rene?
Belloq: [laughing] I grew up on this. It's my family label!

Charlotte: That was the worst lunch.
Bob: So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?

Marty McFly: Whoa... they really cleaned this place up. Looks brand-new.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Now, remember - according to my theory, you interfered with your parents first meeting. If they don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't get married and they won't have kids. That's why your older brother's disappearing from that photograph. Your sister will follow, and unless you repair the damage, you'll be next.
Marty McFly: Sounds pretty heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Weight has nothing to do with it.

Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

Mrs. Smails

Thomas Barnes: Thanks.
Kent Taylor: For what?
Thomas Barnes: For getting me back out here.
Kent Taylor: Don't thank me yet.

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