Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

Haziz

Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.

You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?

Elwood

Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

You were right Smith. You're always right. It was inevitable.

Neo

Capt. Ross: Who is this?
Kaffee: She's Joe Galloway. She's Downey's attorney. She's very pleased to meet you.

[Points out Alien graffiti] This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."

Wikus Van De Merwe

Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Tatum

Annette: I'm impressed.
Sebastian: Well, I'm in love.

Oh. I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!

Han Solo

Royal Magistrate: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: [last line he is able to speak before he dies, screaming] FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!

In my country, they would go crazy for these two.

Borat

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