Leonard Shelby: These tracks are just a few days old.
Teddy: What are you, Pocahontas?

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.

Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Cher

Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?

Rita

Good morning, Mr. M. Looks like you could use a CUPCAKE!

Tracy Flick

Mexican Groom: You go hell!
Curly Bill: You first.

Ronald Fleury: [referring to Six Million Man] That's my shit.
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: [confused] You need bathroom?

Rita: Home.
Phone Voice: Dialing office.
Rita: HOME!
Phone Voice: Dialing office.
Rita: HOME, GODDAMN IT!
Phone Voice: Dialing Dr. Sloan.

Guard 2: Don't hurt us, lady. Our take-home is less than three-hundred!
Catwoman: You're overpaid.

Baloo: [singing] Now when you pick a pawpaw / Or a prickly pear/ And you prick a raw paw / Well, next time beware / Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw / When you pick a pear try to use the claw / But you don't need to use the claw / When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw / Have I given you a clue?
Mowgli: Golly, thanks, Baloo.
Bagheera: Pawpaw, ha! Of all the silly gibberish.
Baloo: [tugging on Bagheera's tail] C'mon, Baggy, get with the beat.

You didn't exactly finish up with flying colours in the Air National Guard, junior.

George Herbert Walker Bush

They call him Snooky because Fool was taken.

Chenille

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