What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?Fat Amy
[to Earl] Who died and made you Einstein?Valentine McKee
Rocco: Wait, so you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.
I'm going to murder-ball you!Jonah
Mayor Vaughn: And what did you say the name of this shark is?
Hooper: It's a carcaradon carcharias. It's a Great White.
You know everyone's saying you're a loser.Janeane
Come on, Tess. You're not going hit me.Ben 'Finn' Finnegan
He did nothing. The law has little to say on things left undone.Coroner
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I hate you, man.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I hate you too.
Carson Wells: Call me when you've had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
Llewelyn Moss: If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Chigurh?
Carson Wells: No no. No. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.
Llewelyn Moss: He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.
Ramses: Who has been telling you this?
Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits] You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.