I really thought that was going to explode.

Schmidt

Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
Isabella Swan: I'm only afraid of losing you.

Jess: Are you working an angle?
Nicky: I wouldn't trust him if I were you.
Jess: But I should trust you?

Trinity: If you tell me we'll make it I'll believe you.
Neo: We'll make it. We have to.

Davey: You live in a cave...
Griffin: It's called a lair!

Arthur: Hobson, we're going to hang out together.
Hobson: I've never hung out in my life, and I'm not going to start tonight.

Nancy Callahan: Looks like trouble.
Marv: Looks like Christmas.

Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! [stops suddently, drops dead]

Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Hunter: Captain, National Military Command Center knows what sector we're in. They have satellites looking down on us to see if our birds are aloft and if they're NOT, then they give our orders to somebody else. That's why we maintain more than one sub, it's what they call redundancy!
Capt. Ramsey: I know about redundancy, Mr. Hunter.
Hunter: All I'm saying... all I'm saying Captain, is that we have backup. Now it's our duty, not to launch until we can confirm.
Capt. Ramsey: You're presuming we have other submarines out there, ready to launch. Well as Captain, I must assume our submarines could've been taken out by other Akulas. We can play these games all night, Mr. Hunter, but, uh, I don't have the luxury of your presumptions.

Somebody'll fetch you when the bus gets to St. Augustine. When your there, show 'em this. Tell them your name is Ray Charles Robinson. An' the sandwiches I made, don't eat them all at once... ya hear me?

Aretha Robinson

Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.

Female Doctor

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