[falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that.

Pee-wee

Nurse: Have you ever levitated a nurse before?
Uncle Hendrick: Yes, but that's a very long story.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Jack Sparrow

Time circuits on. Engine running. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. All right!

Marty McFly

Neo: Am I dead?
Morpheus: Far from it.

Carolyn Burnham: Don't you mess with me, mister, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
Lester Burnham: On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't fuck other women, I've never hit you, I don't mistreat you... I don't even try to touch you since you've made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider me to be! But I did support you when you got your license, and some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours. So, turn off the light when you come to bed!

We're standing here in Philadelphia, the, uh, city of brotherly love, the birthplace of freedom, where the, uh, founding fathers authored the Declaration of Independence, and I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it says all men are created equal.

Joe Miller

David: I like your life.
Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!

Poetry don't work on whores.

Dick Liddil

Dr. Gonzo: Can we make it? I wanna leave fast.
Raoul Duke: Okay, let's pay this bill, get up very slowly... I think it's gonna be a long walk.

Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

Lone Starr

Jack Byrnes: I like few minutes alone with him just to erase what he saw from his memory.
Greg Focker: No, you're not gonna erase my son's memory.

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