Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick!Barry Badrinath
Strickland's Deputy: Buford Tannen, you're under arrest for robbing the Pine City Stage! You got anything to say?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I hate manure.
"Coquille St. Jacques." Death on a leaf!Hitch
Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious...
Harry: Excuse me, sir, but what's curious?
Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It just so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand... when its brother gave you that scar.
Harry: [puts a hand to his forehead] And who owned that wand?
Mr. Ollivander: We do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.
Desperation is a stinky cologne.Police Chief Grady
Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?
Gamora: And by the way... Your ship is filthy.
Peter Quill: Filthy? She has no idea. If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Vesper Lynd: How was your lamb?
James Bond: Skewered. One sympathizes.
Luke: I feel death, cold.
Yoda: That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.
Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?
[all singing together] I had a little drink about an hour ago and it got right to my head / Wherever I may roam / by land or sea or foam...Hooper, Quint, Brody
Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.