Freddie Shapp: We're starting a 24-hour news channel and we want you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm going to do the thing that god put Ron Burgundy on this earth to do, have salon-quality hair and read the news.

[On how to use a reentry module to get back to Earth] You just point the damned thing at Earth. It's not rocket science.

Matt Kowalski

GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER!

Brad Hamilton

General Murray: I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted. T.E. Lawrence: I have the same problem, sir.

Steve: This is great I never win at checkers.
Mike: Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!

Your dogs are gay!

Dog Spa receptionist

We'll get them. We'll throw the book at them. Assualt and kidnapping. Assault with a gun and a bourbon and a sports car. We'll get them.

Roger Thornhill

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

Don Corleone

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

George McFly: I know what you're gonna say, son. And you're right, you're right. But uh... Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm just no good at... confrontations.
Marty McFly: The car, Dad. I mean he wrecked it. He totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad. Do you have any idea how important this is to me? Do you have any clue?
George McFly: I know, And all I can say is... I'm sorry.

Because you love her, I will forgive that, ONCE! Say that again, and you are no longer my brother.

Tristan

Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.

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