Dr. Buddy Rydell: [throws a plate of eggs] I SAID OVER EASY! [calmly] Now why did I do that?
Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night?

I saw this girl next to me who wasn't beautiful until she smiled.

Jim Carroll

I think I'm going to sit this one out, boys.

Eames

I thought you couldn't live without your heart.

Young Kristina Jung

Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.

I would never ask you to do anything, that I would not do myself.

Lou Bloom

If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives.

Klaatu

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.

If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.

Skinny Pete

Anakin: If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padme: I can't... We can't... It's not possible.
Anakin: Anything is possible, Padme, listen to me.
Padme: No you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other.

I'll honor your traditions, I'll go to the Dean and I will lie.

David Green

I'll show you how to chug a beer, mother fucker!

Steve "Fink" Finklestein

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