You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That's what's important. If you're a rock journalist - first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs... I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it.

Lester Bangs

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.

Jerry Maguire

John Beckwith: [about Chaz] He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!
Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts!

Charley Bowdre: It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney, It's John Kinney.
Doc: Thank you very much Charlie!

Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on your wearing a giant P on your blouse EVERY DAY to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.

Prudence

I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

John Doe

What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I had no prime, I had nothin'!

Rocky

[to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold.

Isabella Swan

[falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that.

Pee-wee

Nurse: Have you ever levitated a nurse before?
Uncle Hendrick: Yes, but that's a very long story.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Jack Sparrow

Neo: Am I dead?
Morpheus: Far from it.

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