I'm the family kook. I have a job, a house, health insurance...

Patrick Gates

Agent Irina Spalko: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.

Doctor: What makes you so sure the baby is a male?
Capitán Vidal: Don't fuck with me.

Linda: How 'bout a kiss?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'd love a kiss.
Dave Buznik: I think she talkin' to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it.

It's time to pump up the jam!


What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering. For weeks, Marianne, I've had this pressing on me without being at liberty to speak of it to a single creature. It was forced on me by the very person whose prior claims ruined all my hope. I have endured her exultations again and again whilst knowing myself to be divided from Edward forever. Believe me, Marianne, had I not been bound to silence I could have provided proof enough of a broken heart, even for you.

Elinor Dashwood

This is a... fuck!


Lester Burnham: You don't think it's kinda weird and fascist?
Carolyn Burnham: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester Burnham: Oh well, all right, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.

Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!

Aldous Snow

If I come out alive, this guy, Lefty, ends up dead. That's the same thing as me putting the bullet in his head myself.

Donnie Brasco

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

Happy hunting!


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