We live in a real world, Ani. Come back to it.


Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as a oral bowel movement.

Randal Graves

I'll lick the stamps.

Marion Crane

Joe Kingman: You need to be a mom to do this stuff.
Monique Vasquez: I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.

Oh we are just up to our ass in terrorists again aren't we John?

John McClane

Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will.


Don't die, you fucking asshole, don't die. Don't die, you FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!

Frank T.J. Mackey

There was a guy in the bathroom - and he was really hot!

Maxwell Smart

Chris McConnell: [after Chris accidentally insults C.D.'s nose] Aren't you going to kill me? The guys said...
C.D. Bales: Oh, ordinarily, yeah, but not today.
Chris McConnell: How come?
C.D. Bales: Because yesterday... she doesn't. But today... she does.
[They laugh together, as the guys come back in]
Chuck: So you finally got a sense of humor about your nose.
[C.D. grabs his tie and slams him against the wall, causing the guys to run out again]

Vinny Gambini: How many fingers am I holding up?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Let the record show that counselor is holding up two fingers.
Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, please!

Eva: Ohh George. I like you.
George: I like you too Eva.
Eva: We should make love sometime...

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