Popular Quotes
Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.
Raji
Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: My professional name.
It's got, ah, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. and that Jewish actor...
Alan Garner
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done SHOT that horse!
Doc: Well, that's your problem, Tannen!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.
[after Mike's secret is revealed at the dinner table]
Troy: I think I should probably go.
Terry: No. I think you need to stay. We'll probably need some law enforcement up in here.
You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering.
Mae
RHETORICAL QUESTION WOODCOCK!
John Farley
Hey, Kid! No scooter!
Lydia Lynch
Kenyon Stone: Coach thinks I can play basketball and still get into college.
Kyra: So what are you saying? You want out?
Doctor: What makes you so sure the baby is a male?
Capitán Vidal: Don't fuck with me.
Amy Fox: I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
David Fox: I'm sleeping in my shoes.
[after watching the school play] I thought Tommy Tammisimo sucked big time.
Malcolm Crowe
