[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

Roy O'Bannon

Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.

Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.

Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.

Harry

Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in Treble!
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.

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Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?

Officer Smy

Come on, Dover! Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!

Eliza Doolittle

If we are the ones to hand Potter to the Dark Lord, everything will be as it was, you understand?

Lucius Malfoy

Honey Horne: I'm goning to be frank.
Garth: OK. Can I still be Garth?

[while watching TV] Fucking cops. This is just unbelievable. The whole force standing outside the house, guarding the sidewalk with their arms crossed. I mean, are the kidnappers coming back?

Patrick Kenzie

Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

Leonardo: We're bulletproof...
Raphael: Sweet!

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