[Josh and Billy hand her Josh's pay check of $187.30]
Bank Teller: How would you like that?
Josh: [after he and Billy discuss it] Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.

Mary Boleyn: You know I love him...
Anne Boleyn: Well, I guess you'll have to stop.

It became more of a job than a sport to play.

William Gates

It is clear to me now that the Republic no longer functions.

Queen Amidala

Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.

John

Assjuice: Do you know how many bj's they promised me?
Assjuice: Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's

Rick: Alex?
Alex: What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you a story some time.

[after the Fouchet thug tries to shoot the gun nothing happens and Marcus slams him into a urinal] Next time, learn to work the safety with your punk-ass.

Marcus Burnett

So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville

[Last lines] This was not well thought out.

Mayor Shelbourne

STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!

Ramón

Jenko: We're like a power couple.
Schmidt: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. You're a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be.

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