I have a surprise for you, Mommy!

Esther

It's kind of a win-win situation.

Chuck Wetherhold

[in Spanish; subtitled] My God, I'm in a crazy house!

Rosalita

[Upon opening the tomb]
Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
Rick: You dream about dead guys?

I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?

Butch Cassidy

Wendell: You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him?
Ed Tom Bell: I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.

Assjuice: Do you know how many bj's they promised me?
Assjuice: Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's

Kingpin: I don't understand.
Daredevil: I'm not the bad guy.

If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again, take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I wanna know.

Aldo Raine

[voiceover] A real chip off the old block, my daughter. She said I was a cop, and a good one. Funny... Rooster said the same thing.

Turk

Let's make this reunion our bitch!

Steve Stifler

J.M. Barrie: [discussing Sylvia's reluctance to accept her illness] They can see it, you know. You can't go on just pretending.
Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Just pretending? You brought pretending into this family, James. You showed us we can change things by simply believing them to be different.
J.M. Barrie: A lot of things, Sylvia. Not everything.
Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: But the things that matter. We've pretended for some time now that you're a part of this family, haven't we? You've come to mean so much to us all that now, it doesn't matter if it's true. And even if it isn't true, even if that can never be... I need to go on pretending... until the end... with you.

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