James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.
Lee: Follow the rich white man?
James Carter: Behind every big crime there's a rich white man waiting for his cut.

I always wanted to try this...

Donatello

Chaucer: There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.
William: And how I hate her.

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

Josephine: I'd like to take your picture.
Senior Ed Bloom: Oh, you don't need a picture. Just look up "handsome" in the dictionary.

You're brave, I'll give you that, but no savage can ever be a match for a Roman.

Proculus

Neo: I thought it wasn't real
Morpheus: Your mind makes it real
Neo: If you're killed in the matrix, you die here?
Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind

So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.

Jack Swigert

Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.

John McClane

Walt Simonson: Brooklyn is loaded with guys that own candy stores, two cars, and like to go to nightclubs!
Buddy "Cloudy" Russo: Yeah, but you put this little candy store hustler together with Joel Weinstock and maybe we got a big score!
Walt Simonson: Score, my ass!

How can you eat ten boxes of Pop Tarts and still be this hungry?

Darcy [to Thor]

I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

Peter Warne

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