Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Orlando: Well...
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.

[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

Steve Barker

Mirror Man: Ya' boy got skills, right?
Donny: Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.

The nerds were right.

Merrill

Or don't vote for me... who cares? Don't vote at all!

Tammy Metzler

Everybody loses the thing that made them. It's even how it's supposed to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen, they don't run.

Hushpuppy

That's too much power for one man to have.

Captain Green

Brian Madison: Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?
Billy Madison: Yeah, so what's your point?
Brian Madison: r-o-C-k!
Billy Madison: Ohhh yeh! The c is silent.

Let's go save my brothers!

Raphael

David Justice: What's your biggest fear?
Scott Hatteberg: A baseball being hit in my general direction.

You've got your head so far up your ass about that damn football team, you don't get the fact that you just got a year of top quality education! Waste? Quit wasting my time!

Fortune

Blu: (Talking about the woodcutter) Are you sure this is safe?
Luiz: There's nothing to it! (putting on a safety mask) Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Cause I can't hear too cool with this thing on.
Rafael: Don't worry he's a professional!
Luiz: I can't really see out of this thing either.

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