Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.
[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?Steve Barker
Mirror Man: Ya' boy got skills, right?
Donny: Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.
The nerds were right.Merrill
Or don't vote for me... who cares? Don't vote at all!Tammy Metzler
Everybody loses the thing that made them. It's even how it's supposed to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen, they don't run.Hushpuppy
That's too much power for one man to have.Captain Green
Brian Madison: Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?
Billy Madison: Yeah, so what's your point?
Brian Madison: r-o-C-k!
Billy Madison: Ohhh yeh! The c is silent.
Let's go save my brothers!Raphael
David Justice: What's your biggest fear?
Scott Hatteberg: A baseball being hit in my general direction.
You've got your head so far up your ass about that damn football team, you don't get the fact that you just got a year of top quality education! Waste? Quit wasting my time!Fortune
Blu: (Talking about the woodcutter) Are you sure this is safe?
Luiz: There's nothing to it! (putting on a safety mask) Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Cause I can't hear too cool with this thing on.
Rafael: Don't worry he's a professional!
Luiz: I can't really see out of this thing either.