I am going to be SO pissed if it doesn't.

Evan Baxter

Fox Mulder: Scully, I need you in this with me.
Dana Scully: That's what scares me.

Mac MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno MacGuff: It's... it's Paulie Bleeker
[everyone stares]
Juno MacGuff: ... What?
Mac MacGuff: I didn't think he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?

[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!

Joe Towne

A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

Teacher Robot

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Frank Drebin

Actually she did go to California that evening. But it was the other one.

Cop663

Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me. It scared the shit out of every man in America.

Isabelle: We need to work as a team.
Cuchillo: Does this look like a team orientated group of individuals to you?

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

Bluto

We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL.

Chuck Noland

You're not a standup guy today, Pat!

Tiffany

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