I am going to be SO pissed if it doesn't.Evan Baxter
Fox Mulder: Scully, I need you in this with me.
Dana Scully: That's what scares me.
Mac MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno MacGuff: It's... it's Paulie Bleeker
Juno MacGuff: ... What?
Mac MacGuff: I didn't think he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?
[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!Joe Towne
A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.Teacher Robot
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.Frank Drebin
Actually she did go to California that evening. But it was the other one.Cop663
Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me. It scared the shit out of every man in America.
Isabelle: We need to work as a team.
Cuchillo: Does this look like a team orientated group of individuals to you?
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.Bluto
We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL.Chuck Noland
You're not a standup guy today, Pat!Tiffany