
Popular Quotes
What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.
Miles Logan
What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
Jake Gittes
Andrew Beckett: What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Joe Miller: I don't know.
Andrew Beckett: A good start.
Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.
Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
Tony Stark: He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, didn't even tell me that he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, you're talking about a man who's happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.
Nick Fury: That's not true.
What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
Rex
Thomas: Everything started changing the moment you showed up.
Theresa: What if we were sent here for a reason?
Pageant Official: What is your daughter doing?
Richard: She's kickin' ass... that's what she's doing.
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
Donny: What the fuck is this?!
Spa worker: It's water infused with cucumber, rose petal and harvest sandalwood.
Donny: Tastes like fucking dick infused with balls.
Sammy Jankis: What the fuck?
Doctor: It's a test, Sammy.
Sammy Jankis: Test this, you fucking quack!
Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?