You shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been that sentimental.

Scottie

It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap, if your are not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what... when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for.

Irving Feffer

What about Brett Fav... ruh?

Ted

Rosco: What's your name?
Don Lockwood: Don Lockwood sir, but the fellas all call me Donald.
Rosco: Wise guy, eh? All right, get this guy into Bert's suit! And remember Lockwood, you might be trading that fiddle in for a harp!

When they land we blow up the roof, they spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.

Hans Gruber

Cliff: I begged my mom for a brother.
Torrance Shipman: He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, wouldn't he?

JB: I've had this birth mark since I was born!
KG: I have ass-mark too!

You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!

Glinda, the Good Witch of the North

It doesn't surprise me that there's another woman. Of course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.

Lisa

Judge: How large do you think this tank was?
Cutter: Eh... 400, 500 gallons, maybe.
Judge: And how do you think he was able to move ta tank of this size?
Cutter: He's the magician. Why don't you ask him?

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on.

Irving Rosenfeld

It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!

Barf

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