I look quite pretty.Juliet
Karen Holmes: I never knew it could be like this! Nobody ever kissed me the way you do.
Sergeant Milton Warden: Nobody?
Karen Holmes: No, nobody.
Sergeant Milton Warden: Not even one? Out of all the men you've been kissed by?
Karen Holmes: [giggling] Now that'd take some figuring. How many men do you think there've been?
Sergeant Milton Warden: I wouldn't know. Can't you give me a rough estimate?
Karen Holmes: Not without an adding machine. Do you have the adding machine with you?
Sergeant Milton Warden: I forgot to bring it.
I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!Leonidas
The president's shitting bricks so high he can build the pyramids himself.Jack O'Donnell
What was that? Did you just pick up another case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?James Carter
You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.Robert
I like to get kissed before I get fucked.Danny Archer
Obsession is a young man's gameCutter
I , Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.Jackie Moon
Momma, welcome to the sixties.Tracy Turnblad
Jerry Lee Lewis: We're all going to hell for the songs we sing!
June Carter: And what about me, Jerry Lee; am I going to hell too?
Jerry Lee Lewis: No, June, you're beautiful.
Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.