Two-Face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!

Bob: I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room...
Charlotte: Mmm, that's nice!
Bob: And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain.

Drizella: Cinder Wench!
Anastasia: Dirty Ella!
Drizella: Cinderella!

Navy Seal Wife: Be safe.
Navy Seal #2: You know I will.

I don't want to go back into my stinking book.


It's the times. They are a-changin'. Something's blowing in the wind. Fetch me my diet pills, would you?

Edna Turnblad

Jenko: Oh, hey, look, there's Korean Jesus.
Captain Dickson: It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherfucker.

I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.

Malcolm X

Buzzie: So what we gonna do?
Flaps: I don't know. Hey, now don't start *that* again!

Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.
Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian: Good.

What I want to do is expose exorcism for the scam that it really is, and that's why we're doing this. So if I can help expose it for what it really is and save one kid from having a plastic bag wrapped around his face, that sounds like God's work.

Cotton Marcus

Dixie: Hey, what about your boyfriend? What was his name?
Roxanne Kowalski: Richard.
Dixie: When's he coming?
Roxanne Kowalski: He's not. He's not coming.
Dixie: What happened?
Roxanne Kowalski: We just ran out of gas. I guess I mistook sex for love.
Sandy: Oh, I did that once. It was great.

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