Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.Vinny Gambini
I can still fucking see you, Mini Me!Terence Fletcher
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
Luke: I don't, I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.Ron Burgundy
Tommy Williams: I don't read so good.
Andy Dufresne: Well.
Andy Dufresne: You don't read so *well*. Uh, we'll get to that.
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.Agent Smith
I have a dream - that white people and black people... And Chinese people can gamble together with the same amount of chips.James Carter
Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!
Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.