Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.

My shit always works sometimes!

Mike Lowrey

Randal Graves: Jesus! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
Elias: It's not my fault you abandoned your post!
Randal Graves: Was it too much to ask that you handle the fries? The machine does all the work! What, does a machine gotta transform into some giant fuckin' robot before you'll take it seriously? Go home!

Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.

Max Fischer

Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.

Hugo Drax

Miss Gruwell, he just took my damn bag!

Gloria

You're a giant toddler!

Lawrence Wetherhold

[to Stauffenberg] When the S.S. catch you, they will pull you apart like warm bread.

Erich Fellgiebel

The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.
Bill: Baby, you ain't kidding.

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