[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.

Longshanks

Big Red's a bitch, we all know that! Even she knows that!

Aaron

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

Morpheus

Sam Flynn: Who are you?
[the stranger's helmet opens to reveal Clu's face]
Sam Flynn: Dad.
[Clu steps up to Sam]
Clu: I'm not your father, Sam. But, I'm very very happy to see you.

Gandalf: You've changed, Bilbo Baggins. You're not the same Hobbit as the one who left the Shire...
Bilbo Baggins: I was going to tell you... I found something in the Goblin tunnels.
Gandalf: Found what? What did you find?
Bilbo Baggins: [pause]
Bilbo Baggins: My courage.
Gandalf: Good... well, that's good. You'll need it.

ALEX! You need to speak to your son!

Clara Murphy

[to Han] You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things. Yeah, I'm responsible now, the price you pay for being successful.

Lando

Willie: You can't drink worth shit.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you dick!

I spent four hours on the internet and I couldn't find one single case of a 16-year-old girl's heart just stopping. I spoke to three different doctors and not one of them could tell me exactly what happened to my daughter.

Ruth

I get by because of the people who make a special effort to shop here - mostly young men - who spend all their time looking for deleted Smith singles and original, not rereleased - underlined - Frank Zappa albums. Fetish properties are not unlike porn. I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't... well... kinda one of them.

Rob

I swear I will not kill anyone.

The Terminator

Yinsen: [gazing at a helmet] That doesn't look like a missile... What are you building, Stark?
Tony Stark: I'm working on something big.

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