Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.

I am Armando Alvarez!

Armando Alvarez

[Comes in to the party with the bruise on his face]
Nick: Ronny
Beth: What happened to your face.
Ronny: Oh I just had this bar fight.
Nick: Bar Fight
Ronny: I got this place called Zips, Zips bar and grill.
Ronny: It is a place where liers and scumbags and all kind of weird stuff like a blow up of marriage hang out.

[voiceover, a letter to Bobby] Hi, Bobby, you're somewhere out there, on the deep blue goddamn sea, and I'm writing this on a box two semi-down pillows, that I secretly bought for us at Penny's, and I'm smiling at myself because the surprise I have in store for you... I'm talking removal, from our dungeons in the Crow's Nest... to our own place... It's no great shakes but... but ya gotta begin with a baby shake... right? Forever love Bobby... I'm in this for the long run...

Christina 'Chris' Cotter

Larry: Are you flirting with me?
Alice: Maybe.
Larry: Are you allowed to flirt with me?
Alice: Sure.
Larry: Really?
Alice: No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules.
Larry: You're mocking me!
Alice: Yes, I'm allowed to flirt.

Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.

Your weakness is disgusting to me.

Fred Simmons

What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and insuffering...


Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie: So is my thing for tits.

Scott Smith: Are you on uppers or something?
Harvey Milk: No, this is just plain old me.

Pop Fisher: Batting practice tomorrow, be there!
Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.

John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!
Zeus: What?
John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!
Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!

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